[Em...]

Gosh alright, some have already been repeats but:

1. Are you okay?/Are you depressed?
Because I clearly look happy or you wouldn't have asked this. Of course I'm not okay, but I will lie and say I am.

2. How did you get that cut?
Well, I probably got it from my dog or I tripped, as usual. However this too is a lie.

3. How did you get that scar? (referring to my dog bite on my face.)
Dog bite.
Wow, did it hurt?
umm, Idk, it happened when I was a baby.
What kind of dog was it?
how the f*ck am I suppose to know, I was a baby.

4. Why are you so quiet?
Because I have nothing to say. Which then usually mutates to the first question.

5. How was school today?/How was work today?
The same as always. Boring and a waste of time.

6. What are you going to do the rest of your life? (mainly asked by my mother, who greatly intimidates me)
....blank stare.

I suppose that's all for now though.