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Re: Questions you HATE people asking you... - August 1st 2009, 10:06 AM
These are the questions that really annoy me.



This is generally the conversation I have when people ask me if I have a boyfriend.

So, do you have a boyfriend?
Me: No

Why not?
Me: I'm not attracted to boys.

Oh I see, you like girls.
Me: No.

Huh?
Me: I don't "like" anyone.

So, I'm guessing you don't want to have sex?
Me: By George! S/he's got it!

But how will you have kids? IVF?
Me: No. I wont have them at all.




This is when I tell people I'm a pagan.

So, you're a pagan.
Me:Yeah.

Do you sacrifice people?
Me: What do you think this is? The wicker man?

Do you worship the devil?
Me: I don't even believe in the devil.

Can you put a spell on me?
Me: No, I don't really do spells. Besides, it's against the Wiccan rede.

You do know that witchcraft is evil and satanic?
Me:It is?