"why do you walk like that?"
(cos i do! i dont know why.)

"have you ever had sex?"
(what happens in the bedroom stays there, between me and my man. i dont feel the need to share it with everyone)

"is that your natural hair colour, or do you dye it that colour?"
(i got asked this one so often in school that it just got boring. my hair is very very dark brown, but not black and yes, its natural.)