[Lorelei]

When people ask me if I miss living with my dad, or if I miss living where I used to live. I-REALLY-effing-don't-want-to-talk-about-it.

I once got asked where my "heart" was. (Whether it was with my dad or with my mom.) How the hell am I supposed to answer that question?

I hate being asked what kind of music I like...it's almost always a trick question where the person asking is just going to judge me based solely on what bands I like. If I say I like Tchaikovsky, I've got a stick up my ass. If I say I like Green Day, I'm a poser. If I say I like Korn, I'm scary/weird. Ugh. Is it really that hard to get to know me by just spending time with me and not by what kind of music is on my ipod?

And of course..."What do you weigh?" WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND ASKS A SIXTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL THAT????!!!?! (And yes, I have been asked this before. And it wasn't by a doctor or anything. It was supposed to be "casual conversation.")

"Do you have a headache?" <-- usually asked by my mother when I'm in a bad mood. There are many reasons I could be pissed off that have nothing to do with migraines.

"Are you PMSing?" or "When's your period?" First of all, that's personal information that I will only share with you of my own accord. If I wanted you to know, I would have told you by now. Second, there are plenty of reasons I could be upset that have nothing to do with my time of month, so stop making assumptions.