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Originally Posted by lost-myself
"How are things with *insert boyfriends name here"* going?"
Ahem, personal business. I will say "Great/Good/Fine" every time.
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AGREED!!!
I hate that too!
Edit: I forgot to add these:
You and Ryann haven't had sex yet????
-No. Just because you had sex with your boyfriend after two weeks doesn't mean I've had sex with mine after a year and four months. Get over it. Your sex life must be pretty boring if you have to focus so much on mine.
Well what have you guys done?
-I don't need to tell you, or anyone else.
Whyy, I bet I could guess, I probably already know.
-Good, then what are you asking?
Hi, this is -so-and-so calling, is your mom around?
-No I'm sorry she's not available because its noon and shes working. duh.
Well, is your dad there?
-No because he died when I was ten. (actually I just hang up, but you get the point)
What are you gonna do when Ryann goes to college?
-F*ck you.
Guess what?
-I never get a chance to tell them I probably don't care. Because the talk before I even ask back, "what?"
same with, "You wanna know something," or "Let me tell you something"
But its kinda funny.