[Kate*]

Guess what?

I know what NONE of that means
I was never taught how to read the placement instructions
It's not technically my job
You told me I wasn't qualified for said job
You moved the person who is hired for said job to another department for the week you dumped this on me

So, I'm not doing it, and if you want to complain about it in my next review, watch what happens when you don't have me at all! You need me way more than I need you, and as much as I love my coworkers, if you can't treat me the way I deserve, then you don't deserve me.