You do this shit all the time.
You're missing forks or mugs or something and you blame us.
Fun fact I use plastic forks and plates if possible. If I can't I wash my dishes the night I use them. All the mugs you had out there were mine and I took them back because I was worried you'd break them.
You blame us when the kitchen is a mess yet we do our dishes all the time. It's so easy to blame us but you all are gross. You let dishes sit in the sink till they stink. You left trash when you went on vacation and the house stunk so we took it out. We don't even use that trash can.
You guys are lazy and dirty. We might not be the cleanest but we don't let things pile up like that.