[MWF]

God fucking dammit, I hate you Hillary Clinton. You and the Goddamn DNC. Bunch of fucking idiots. "You can't vote for Trump, he hates (THE SAME PEOPLE YOU HATE!!!)!" Good fucking strategy, and thats only a small fraction of what went wrong. And good job, Obama, with "incrementalism". Yup, really made the country happy! You really fought hard for liberal ideals, things that would've made poor rural people happy! Oh, nope, you didn't do that, because YOUR DONORS PAY THE DEMOCRATS TO LOSE.
Oh, and that crazy, old, Jewish Socialist? The one you drove out of the primary? He would've beat Trump over the head with a baseball bat in this election! He would've made him look like a dumbass at the debates, but more importantly, A LOSER! The complete opposite of what rural countryfolk thought they voted for! And now look! That brilliant, dynastic woman who was about to break the glass ceiling? She just got slaughtered and left for dead in front of the entire world! It wasn't even close! GOOD FUCKING JOB!!!