[Heretic]

I'm entirely certain that you don't need to be condescending, patronizing, insulting, or an all-around cunt in order to elaborate on your preferred routines for certain events and operations, as per unofficial policy. It may shock you to know that you can educate, inform, and assist your subordinates without simultaneously belittling them. But with such a bloated ego that's been allowed to go unchecked for this many years, I know it won't stop until either you are removed from your position due to your abject incompetence, or you retire with your entirely unearned accruement of exponentially more than other people who work far harder than you ever will.