No mom, I am not okay. I am failing school because of a TV obsession. You are making me go back to damn public school, where I will have to change in a locker room. With girls. I like girls, and you don't even know. The only clues you have are my search history, and how much I talk about Elsa needing a girlfriend. My GRANDPA is catching up more than you, and he only got one clue. So yeah mom, I like boobs and vaginas more than dick. Big fucking whoop! Oh yeah, this is for Hailey. Bitch, you are an amazing, wonderful girl, but I can't confess my love and gayness of you if you won't ever fucking see me! I mean, girl, you think you can get away with anything with those brown, puppy eyes and super long eyelashes and amazing boobs, but... yeah you can because I am hopelessly in love with a 'straight' girl. Rant is over. *drops mic*
