Excuse me? She's my family. Of course if she moves I'm moving with her. Why is there even any debate about that? I live with her for goodness sake. Do you seriously think if she moves that's it, I give up, I'm moving in with you again? Fuck no. She isn't some little "high school romance," Mom. I want to be with her for the rest of my life. We've built a life together. You've always been like this, though. You've never truly accepted any of my relationships. Well, this one's different. This one's going the distance. The sooner you accept that, the better.

Besides, I'm never moving back in with you. Your drinking drove me away.