- Listen, just because your testing came back negative doesn't mean I want to kiss you tomorrow. I'm still not sure how I feel about how pushy you're being. I almost feel like not kissing you as a sort of test to see how pushy you'll get. It would certainly tell me more about your character if I waited, and right now I feel very dubious about your character. So I hope you don't have any expectations about tomorrow, because you're going to be sorely disappointed.

Oh, and by the way, sorry you miss me, but it was your choice not to hang out with me last week. I'm not going to respond with an "I miss you, too." You had your chance and chose not to take it. So you'll just have to deal with those feelings on your own.

- Oh my god I know I totally gave you some ammunition today but please don't use it against me. I think I might cry if you do. Also, I miss you a lot. Only eight more days and then I get to see you again. I can't wait.

- I really wish you had room on your dance card. I'm totally into you. I'm getting so sick of dating people who claim to be one thing and then it turns out they're not. I know that you definitely are what I am looking for, and I think we could have a lot of fun.