I just don't get why you're being like this. Every time you realize I'm out with him you get all weirdly quiet. I can tell you're upset. I know it's because you think I'm going to stop thinking you're special and will leave you, but that's just not true. I'm trying to be patient, I really am, but you are really frustrating me with this shit. So it's okay if I go have sex with other people, but the second it's a date you're going to flip out on me, every single fucking time? Am I just supposed to hide what I am doing from you? Because I don't really want a relationship where I have to say I'm "going out with friends" just to make you feel better about me dating someone else.

Look, I'm sorry you're fine with only two partners in your life. But it's not like I was ever going to stop dating just because I met you. I was very clear with you that my new resolution was to meet more people in both platonic and non-platonic ways. Maybe I'm being selfish, I don't know, but this is my life, and I was clear with you from the beginning about what I wanted. I love you, but apparently I can't make you see that these days.

Just do me a favor and please stop being weird about me going out with him. It'd be really nice if you could actually be happy for me, instead of getting so insecure about it. Again, maybe I am being a bitch, but that would be really nice.