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- Thank GOD you were understanding, saying no to a second date is never un-awkward and you're such a lovely lovely guy and I did have a good time. Didn't want to hurt your feelings at all. But thank you for taking that well

- Hey. No whatsapping today? Hmm. You're reeling me in alarmingly - everything from your tea-drinking habits to your French skills to the fact that you say 'Hawkward' and easily refer to the DSM-IV in casual conversation.... I'm finding you sexier by the hour. You make me laugh over text which is a skill... I have high text-amusement standards. Rip my clothes off wudya?

- So a cheesy whatsapp last night and a cheesy facebook message today and honestly...honestly? Too little, too late. I just don't get why you would barely talk to me for three weeks and then send me this shite and expect me to reply in kind. I don't know what I'm feeling for you right now (apart from annoyance) and I wish you were a little bit closer so I could hop on a train and just SEE you and figure this out. This long distance is so crap sometimes. But however much I miss you I refuse to feel used, and I'm going to enjoy my life instead of sitting here pining over non-existent messages from you.