[bitesize]

So this evening I get a whatsapp from you 'I just want to hold you and kiss you. It's killing me.'

Well that's really fucking nice, but I don't know why it's taken you weeks of minimal contact to let me know that. You've probably been inspired to send that because you've had a bad day and would like some company, or someone to fuck, or someone to make you feel good, and not because you're actually particularly missing me. Anyone will do, you know that.

I'm not in Chicago. Go find some American girl to have sex with.
And don't presume that this Dublin one is going to hang around conveniently keeping her feelings on the front burner for whenever you want an ego boost, because I have a life too, and needs too, and 4,000 miles is made a lot further away when you're not arsed sending a catch-up text or picking up your phone to call once every fucking week.

And whatever the distance, I care about you, but still, fuck you.