[bitesize]

- Hey...whatsapp me back. I wonder why you haven't asked me out yet...? We've been texting for some time....

- You're a good spooner. I'm glad we didn't kiss. But you're nice.

- I don't know how to feel about you...it's funny that this has happened in such a short space of time. It's like you've just stopped bothering and it's more offensive than hurtful, because I don't care as much... I can't be arsed putting in the effort if you're not going to - and it's always been me with the effort, since August. Why would you bother telling me you miss me if you haven't made any attempt to text me or ask how I am in some time? I wonder if you've met someone else? I have no idea what's going on in your life right now, no idea if I'll ever see you again because do I really want to spend the second half of a grand to fly over to you if this has gone vaguely lukewarm? I need to get something back, C, otherwise I'm not going to bother myself. There's other people who are closer who will keep me entertained, in bed and otherwise.