You know who is going to search for that on Google, barring a red flag from the NSA/Google??? Pedophiles. And they're sure as hell gonna be disappointed when they don't find kiddy porn.

I ain't having nothing to do with disappointed pedophiles.

Oh and the non-porny facial gave me rashes all over my face. The look on the face of the UK Customs lady when we landed in London a few days later.