Dear Body,

You fucking suck. Are you really going to do this to me? Really? Let me get this straight...your ankle suddenly gives out and is at the very least badly sprained, if not fractured. So now you're on crutches for weeks. You get a head cold days before you leave on a trip, which might be fine except oh fucking wait, you decide to get vertigo! So now you feel dizzy and nauseated all the fucking time. And on top of THAT, now you possibly have an ear infection and may not be able to go on your trip because it involves flying.

You're fucking going on that trip. You've been planning it for months. MONTHS! And fucking dammit, not fucking cold or ear infection is going to stop me from having fun. I don't care if you're in pain the entire flight. You're going. So suck it the fuck up already and start healing.