What the fuck were you thinking? What the fucking FUCK were you thinking? You have the AUDACITY, the pure recklessness to drive home like that? What if you killed someone? What if YOU were killed? How could you be so careless? She could have picked you up; all you had to do was call her. But no, you want to drive twenty miles home through windy roads drunk as a skunk. For years I have ignored your behavior. I realized that if I am going to live in your house I have to make peace with it, or else I would lose my mind. But this, THIS is some other shit. I have never been more disgusted by your drinking than I am now, save that one other time I don't even care to talk about. There is no excuse, absolutely none, for what you did tonight. None.