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- It bothered me the way you were like 'I don't want to talk about having sex with youuu, I can't talk about sex with youuu', because it freaked me out. We're FRIENDS. Very good FRIENDS. I'm constantly trying to ignore this terrifying unspoken thing between us that makes me question your friendship the whole way through. I want you to be able to talk about that kind of thing in front of me and not have me care. Seriously.

- If you were sober, that means you definitely heard what that guy yelled. When we were crossing the pavement near the college and someone shouted 'What is a girl like her doing with a guy like him?!' and maybe, hopefully they weren't talking about us, but I think they were, and I think you think I didn't hear but I did and it made me feel horribly uncomfortable. I really don't find you attractive. I don't find you good-looking and I don't find the things you do attractive either, but we somehow have great, great sex. The world is weird.

- You're a dick for taking my money and ignoring my messages. A dick. I was looking forward to those shoes for ages, and it turns out you were just a cheap scam. People like you rot and crumble in hell.

- Shit. I really shouldn't have been talking to him before I talked to you, that's a really low thing to do and it's not my style. I am sorry, however annoyed I have been at you.