[bitesize]

- Is it just me or does that all feel a bit surreal.....??
Also I can't believe you asked me if I used to cut myself. Bollocks. I hope I got out of that one okay. Also I felt grand earlier but I'm starting to worry that you didn't like this morning.

- Hello, little torn-up Bitesize of October 2013. I'm just here to tell you that it's six months in the future, you've been single for nearly seven weeks.... and you just had sex with Aaron. So yes, it is going to happen eventually. The chemistry was not in your head. And it will be grand, not amazing but fine. So calm your little head.

- Ah, I forgot how sexy you are and what gorgeous eyes you have. Last night was a little weird, but it was fine. Not really sure what's going on with you but at least you apologised. And at least there was no messiness in the web area of things.

- You're very vocal about the fact that you seem to find me attractive, which is flattering but makes me a bit unsure of how to respond. Hmm. Still you're great craic to go out with and I like talking to you a lot.