[Spellbound]

- Totally sucked that you were too busy this week to talk. I missed you. And when you finally messaged me on Friday my heart leaped out of its chest. Ugh, why do I have to like you? One part of me wants to spend time with you and talk with you and get to know you and the other part of me wants to fuck your brains out. Plus you being 10+ years older than me is hot. I've always gotten on better with older guys.

- I'm glad we started talking! You're super awesome and hands down the funniest guy (person, actually) in the office. No one has ever made me continuously laugh for three days straight. I need that. And now I have a lunch buddy