[Catharsis.]

If you can tell me I should understand blah blah blah, can I tell you should also understand something? We have a very happy relationship, I like to think. Our only source of drama is people like you who snoop in on us. Like any other couple, we go through our rough points. Like any other couple, we make it through. Like any other couple, we don't rashly decide to call it off. Couples go through these things, couples make it through. That's how it works. I'm no expert, by any means whatsoever, but that's the extent of my knowledge on it.

I don't know why you seem to think something is "going on". I've known for a while that you haven't had an exceedingly high opinion of me, for reasons I don't know. Our relationship is as equal and as fair as they come, mate. Neither one of us forces the other into anything or does anything that might affect our relationship, without consenting the other. Do my parents argue? Quite often. Does that mean they should break up and never talk again? No. Does the arguing mean they don't have quite a happy, balanced relationship? Certainly not.

You should also understand that these rough points are few and far between. It's a tough time of the year. I totally understand you're doing this out of wanting her to be happy, and that's very reasonable and quite admirable. My advice to you is just to relax a little. All that's "going on", is what I've described above; those little rough patches. It happens. Things haven't always been smooth between you and my girlfriend as friends, I'm sure you've argued, disagreed and been pissed at each other, does that mean I should tell you not to be friends anymore? No, it does not. We're going through a little rough patch, but this has happened before, and we've come out the other end. At the end of it, we're still as much in love as we were before.

tl;dr - You're not part of the NKVD's relationship investigation wing or something. Laissez-faire, and for crying out loud, chillaxez-vous. Cheers.