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I hate milk.
I've been here a while
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Re: Post the last thing to make you LOL. (Part 2) -
June 29th 2013, 04:18 PM
I volunteer at the nursing home on Fridays (and sometimes Wednesdays) and they are soooo funny.
Lady: Can you get me some juice sweetheart?
Me: Yeah of course *brings her a cup of juice*
Lady: Do you want a sip sweetheart?
Me: Nah, I'm good, thank you though!
Lady: Oh you're underage.
Me: 
*sitting outside with one of the guys*
*another resident walks up*
Him: I see you've gotten yourself a hooker.
I died. 
"You'll have to decide for yourself. Walk on your own. Move forward. You've got a strong pair of legs, Rose. You should get up and use them."
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