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Re: IT worker and his girlfriend claim to be Jesus and Mary Magdalene - June 2nd 2013, 02:35 PM
Two things:

1) The biblical Jesus would never come back to Earth with Mary Magdalene as a "girlfriend." That's Dan Brown shit.
2) An IT professional? I feel like Jesus would be a doctor or something. Certainly the people I've dealt with in IT haven't been miracle-workers.


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