I have no clue how to describe this stuff, so I am going to quote a self help book that my mom got me a few years ago.
When describing male masturbation:
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Originally Posted by Jeremy Daldry
...a warm, tingly sensation starts building up around your *shlong*...The sensation grows and spreads around your body until it reaches a climax that almost hurts. But it's a nice type of hurt. Like a big squeeze...and white sticky stuff, your semen, spurts out the end...And it feels really nice.
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When discussing hard-ons:
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Originally Posted by Jeremy Daldry
You can be waiting for the bus or standing on the lunch line and all of a sudden...
HELLO!!
And first thing in the morning, well, not all guys join the Scouts--but when they wake up, all guys can make a tent with their natural equiptment and the bedspread...They come and go without any rhyme or reason...So (,basically,) you've got this thing looking up at you at every turn.
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