[mindflower]

Two things:

One, this guy at lunch screams: "GET THE H*LL UP OR I'LL F*CK YOUR UNBORN SISTER!" (see, I sort of thought this was bad, and so I decided, eh, I better use *s). The really really funny part about that? the principal was right behind him.... HA!

Second, I got the part of "Lucy The Slut" (pardon my language in this guys, I'm being serious) in the play, Avenue Q.
And this is what I get to sing, me, the awkward, stage-fright girl:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vttQxqFZQYk