Dinner Time Blues-A play based on a true story -
November 22nd 2016, 01:15 AM
This is just a really silly piece based on something that did happen a few days ago. I tried making it melodramatic. I just have make light of stressful things I guess.
Dinner time blues
DA: I told you to "stop"! what's wrong with you?
JO: I was just trying to show you how things work, my
lived experience! What's wrong with YOU? you're so impatient,
disrespec-
DA: disrespectful? excuse me? I told you to "stop"! and-
*phone rings*
JO: OH GET THAT PHONE!
*scrambling*
JO: Hello?
Me: why hello there.
JO: Uhh wait, it's you?! I thought....but...you're right there in the kitchen
Me: Muhahahahaha. Welp that got me some silence for a couple of minutes.
I step up into center front stage. Holding up cell phone to audience.
Me: And this my friends, is how you stop the bickering during dinner.
Me (the narrator) *exists stage left*
*blackout curtains*
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