Noot noot! I can't remember what this kind of poem is called off the top of my head, but no one cares!
Feminist
Equals equality?
"Men are evil"
"We don't need them"
This is going nowhere fast.
Are we women really discriminated against?
Surely not any more than men, though.
Wake up! The "wage gap" is a lie!
Our society is not as patriarchal as you think!
If that is the case, why are women always whining?
"Life sucks! I deserve better than this!" They say.
"I was cat-called! I feel so offended!"
"You try being female for a day!"
"But you have to hold doors."
"Be a gentleman, you sexist!"
"I'm better than you!"
Such is feminism.
Rather ironic,
No?