Happy birthday, Jazzy (Fairy Poppins)!

[Acheron]

I'm making this thread for two reasons. First, because she was sweet enough to make a birthday thread for me. Second, because I raised the possibility of this thread earlier and she tried to talk me out of it.



So: to Fairy Poppins, who is practically perfect in every way. While I realise that birthdays might no longer be special at your advanced age, and you might want a quiet day knitting by the fire and complaining about young people and their lack of respect for their elders, pull up your rocking chair because you have no choice in the matter. I got you a cake:




And some cocktails, so you can look classy:




And this scary-looking paddle, for your birthday spanking:




Happy birthday, sweetie.

[leavemealone]

Happy Birthday!!!! I hope its wonderful!!!

Heres the best cake EVER just for you BOOBIESZZZ



Then onto your refreshment, the ever so delightful, DONT DRINK IT, bottle of vodka



And finaally, your gift (castle not included)





The finale

[Choose]

*sings "Happy Birthday" *

Have a good one. Don't get into too much trouble.

[Gingerbread Latte]

Hi JazzyJazz! I haven't spoken to you in a while but happy birthday and I hope you have a fabulous day =D

[Stargazed.]

Happy Birthday.

[Just Peachy.]

Happpppppy Birthday!
So, I could have went on forever with your present, but here you gooo!

Fiiiiirsttt. I bought you a Birthday Kitten. That you can squeeze and cuddle alllllllll night:


Oooo and this adorable cake!:


Sooo, I stalked your profile and saw that you like monopoly. Which, I love monopoly!
So have more cake:


Can't forget yummy birthday drinks!:




And, last but most definitely not least.. A male stripper!


Actually, this is last. WARNING: PG 13. Sexual content:

Spoiler:

I hope you have a great birthday!

[Sincerely Yours ♥]

Happy birthday! Have an awesome day

[Skeleton]

Happy birthday, I hope you have an awesome day

[Katrina]

Ahhhh Jazzyyyy. Birthday, birthday, birthday.
I hope its so lovely. Next time I'm across the pond, we're going out for drinks. Serious.
Hope to talk to you soon - lots of love to you!

[FairyPoppins]

Aww thanks Acheron! It's really sweet of you to do this.

My cake is awesome, that paddle is very interesting and I love cocktails (although what do you mean "so you can look classy"?! )

Raewyn Alice: Thank you for the gifts. I promise not to drink the vodka.

Alex: Me? Trouble? Unheard of!

Nenya: Thank you.

Brittany: Cheers!

Lyndsee: I LOVE your gifts! (How did you know I've been wanting a kitten for years and nearly always order Malibu and coke? ) If you ever come to the UK, we'll play Monopoly whilst drinking cocktails (classy enough for you, Acheron? ) Oh and I adore those cupcakes and now want to learn how to make them. Finally, I love the naughty pics, particularly the last one.

Barbara: Many thanks!

Charlie: Thank youuu.

Katrina: Thank you for the love. Right back at you, beautiful girl! <3 And yes, if you ever come here, we simply have to go out for drinks.

Thank you everyone for helping to make my birthday special!
Much love to you all.
xxxxxxxxx

[Just Peachy.]

I just know things and errr stalk your profile and ask Acheron every two seconds "do you think she will like this?!?!?!" "Acheron. Whats her favorite color?.. if it's purple.. i'll get her a purple motorbike"

Took me like an hour. Bahah
Hope everything went well on your birthdayyy<3