Silly Bans

[i_like_black]

I ban you because you should probably snuggle up all nice and warm in bed then

[Lamia]

I ban you because you drank from the sacred well, and now must be sacrificed to the sun god in penance.

I ban you because I'm a purdy little princess.

[Amorphous.]

I ban you because I whole-heartedly concur .

[i_like_black]

I ban you because and are awesome emoticons.

[Amorphous.]

Hehe I ban you because .

[i_like_black]

I ban you because the piece of art I'm creating at art group is looking pretty damn awesome. It's had four hours of work go into it so far.

[Amorphous.]

Ooh, nice, I ban you because I like art and making massive, ambitious projects, it's awesome . Anything which has hard work in it, you can tell from the end result.

[Lamia]

I ban you because honestly, I just feel like it. Oh, and snails. Snails have something to do with this.

[i_like_black]

I ban you because that was the speediest I've seen a snail ban anyone.

I ban you because a snail beat my cat in a race before.

[i_like_black]

I plan you because tomorrow I'm considering having junk food for lunch. I definitely will if my doctor says I can have my license back!

I ban you because I'm sleepy.

[i_like_black]

I ban you because I got out of bed earlier than I had to in the hopes I will bump into a friend in chat at some point. Time differences lol

[Lamia]

I ban you because I think I've banned you twice already, and you keep coming back.

[i_like_black]

I ban you because if you keep coming back, you'll get addicted to this thread too

[Amorphous.]

I ban you because there are only about four or five regulars on this thread, Chess, Jess, Christabel, and of course, Jay, but she hasn't been on in a while (I miss her ) and myself, wanna join the team?

[Lamia]

I ban you because yes, I wanna join the team.

[Amorphous.]

WELCOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . I ban you because I have already made a friend from college........... but she does a different diploma . Go Arts............ I mean, go Business and Commerce .

I ban you because OMG I'm banning Hamed. He's so awesome... I just have the honor to- Hmm... I like him but I'm banning- BYE.

[Lamia]

I'm banning you, because if all my friends were jumping off a bridge, I would jump too, because the bridge would most likely be on fire.

[i_like_black]

I ban you because that logic sounds like it was stolen from XKCD

I ban you because of this. Haha it makes me laugh everytime.

[i_like_black]

I ban you because I have a prescription for penicillin.

[Amorphous.]

I ban you because let me tell you my story tonight .

I have diagnosed myself with Entomophobia.......... the fear or hatred of bugs. Tonight, I am home alone, my parents are at a wedding and I am working on a new script....... so I get my laptop and start. My room starts getting a little too hot to my liking, so I went downstairs to my study, it's cooler down there. What do I hear? A cricket. INSIDE the home. I checked the sound direction thinking "no, this can't be" but YES, a cricket indoors.

I started walking down the hall to the study and the sound just becomes too much. I get out of there post haste. A constant ringing, SO annoying but it doesn't end there. I then thought to myself, "you know what, no cricket's gonna haunt me", so I go downstairs, to face the sound, I can drown it out, I have headphones, no worries......... I slowly walk towards the study. Step by step, the screeching sound following me. Anxiety was starting to build, just hearing the sound in my ear, SO close.

In my mind, I was thinking, I read an article after I discovered it, how to catch a cricket in your home and I thought of the line "turn on a light in a previously darkened room and it may be out in the open". I turn on the light to the study, to make my way in and then NIGHTMARE!

Out in the open.
A massive ass cockroach .

I FLY out of there, up the stairs, not even turning off the light, just blazing upstairs. I am now locked upstairs, the energy is guzzling, from the lightbulb, I REALLY want to get a drink of milk or juice, I am hungry and I am terrorized right now....... so terrorized, I am using the American version of the word TERRORISED! .

Help .

[i_like_black]

I ban you because put it in an empty jar. Or kill it with bug spray if you so desire. But seriously, you're going to have to find some way of dealing with bugs. I personally have issues with them, so I learned the cardboard-and-a-jar trick (most bugs I'm happy to let live), and got a thingy that sprays the air every 15 minutes that prevents most bugs from coming inside in the first place.

[Amorphous.]

Haha thanks so much, there was a lull, the cricket shutted up for a second, so I could go to the fridge and get some much needed Apple and Mango Juice........... haha yeah, I need some way of getting over it. Ooh, I like the spray thingy . Anyways, I ban you because Jack Johnson music, as quiet as it is, can drown out ANY cricket .

[i_like_black]

I ban you because I want some of your juice.

I ban you because I'm watching the news, waiting for a story to come on.

Hamed... I can relate. I cannot stand bugs and I downright FREAK out around them... Are you okay?

[i_like_black]

I ban you because I understand the bug thing too, but because I live alone I had to find ways to cope, instead of being unable to enter a room for a few days

I ban you because I just got triggered. THANKS STUPID NEWS.

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I ban you because use alternatives?

I ban you because it wasn't that kinda triggered, sadness was triggered. I'm okay now though thanks.

[i_like_black]

I ban you because I'm playing 07Scape. Which is hilarious for me, because I didn't start playing the regular version of the game until December 2008

[Amorphous.]

I ban you because Christabel, I'm OK . Secondly, I just realised it's going to take $50 to replace everything important from my wallet, which was stolen on Thursday.......

[i_like_black]

I ban you because having a wallet stolen is awful. I've never had a wallet stolen, but someone stole my cellphone once, and that was horrible because I lost a lot of people's contact numbers, and for a lot of them that was the only contact detail I had

I ban you because I'm sorry that Hamed's wallet was stolen.

[i_like_black]

I ban you because my flatmate makes my house feel dirty

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I ban you because cleaning should be simpler. Like magic or something.

[Amorphous.]

I ban you because introducing, the new "Rumba", the robotic vacuum, which eliminates dust and other allergens from your home floors and eliminates the hassle of having the clean yourself. Who has the time to vacuum? "Rumba" does . And Rumba is an actual product as well, I think that's what it's called . I hate infomercials with a passion.