Silly Bans

[i_like_black]

I ban you because I'm going to and read that now . . .

I ban you because it was a rough start of the day earlier. =/

[i_like_black]

I ban you because I just yawned.

I ban you because I just ate Ice Cream.

[i_like_black]

I ban you because I'm going to get my washing off the line and then make lunch

I ban you because I'm gonna sit here all night moping around.

[i_like_black]

I ban you because you should go do something that makes you feel better

I ban you because I'm listening to music. That helps me.

[i_like_black]

I ban you because I need to get my ass into gear and make this coffee table. Buuuut . . . internet.

I ban you because who needs coffee tables? Just dump the coffee in someone's lap. No fuss.

[i_like_black]

I ban you because I live alone!

Also, I don't drink coffee. The coffee table is for any beverage or food that I don't feel like holding at the time, because often I'll eat my dinner whilst I'm watching TV.

I ban you because you should get a roommate, ask him/her to sit on the couch, then dump coffee on their lap and thank them, then walk away and tell them their job is done and to move out. Kidding, that's quite cruel! I ban me.

[i_like_black]

I ban you because I'm getting a new flatmate on Monday, actually

I ban you because my dad's not picking up the phone, he's been away all day. So worried.

Also, good chance to dump some coffee in their lap! Make it an "accident".

[i_like_black]

I ban you because there is no coffee in my house.

I ban the person above me because they drink coffee

[i_like_black]

I ban you because I actually don't drink coffee. Ew, bitter.

[Amorphous.]

I ban you because tea is SO much better .

[Delicious Chaos]

I ban you because I am not a fan of tea. I like coffee better. Milk tea sounds good to me. but I HATE green tea :P

[i_like_black]

I ban you because I finally got started on my coffee table. Operating a saw without a vice of saw-horse available is something of an obstacle though.

[Storyteller.]

I ban you because you told me to. Yes, I do as I'm told.

[i_like_black]

I ban you because I like the sound of your location

[Storyteller.]

I ban you because what if it means I'm even further away from you?

[i_like_black]

I ban you because AS IF

[Storyteller.]

I ban you because I'm wondering if you changed the size of the fonts in your signature.

[i_like_black]

I ban you because I did. I wanted everything to fit without needing to use a scroll bar.

[Storyteller.]

I ban you because THANK YOU! Scrolling bothers me.

[i_like_black]

I ban you because ME TOO! It's like, omg, if your signature has a scroll bar, there's no way I'm reading it all.

[Amorphous.]

I ban you because the worst WORST feeling is seeing a friend on the downhill .

[i_like_black]

I ban you because you're totally right. Here, Hamed, have a hug to pass on -

[Amorphous.]

Thanks Jess <3. I ban you because tomorrow's scrambled eggs and vegetables day, with the whole family .

[i_like_black]

I ban you because EGGS? That's a great idea!

I ban you because I like your quote.

And in the corner of my heart
There's a space reserved for you.
<3

That's so sweet I just might cry.

[i_like_black]

I ban you because I came up with that, so don't steal it ok?

[Storyteller.]

I ban you because it doesn't look like you're online right now.

[i_like_black]

I ban you because I'm online now! Miss me?

[Storyteller.]

I ban you because of course I missed you.

[i_like_black]

I ban you because *jaw drops*. Also, do you control time from your desk?

[Storyteller.]

I ban you because it's more like I control it with my desk.

[i_like_black]

I ban you for being awesome