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Re: Silly Bans - April 21st 2013, 05:50 AM

I ban you because I like cake . Offers you a piece of avocado cupcake . LOL gotta love that flavour, hey? .


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Re: Silly Bans - April 21st 2013, 06:57 AM

I ban you, because the cake is a lie.


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Re: Silly Bans - April 21st 2013, 09:33 AM

I ban you because my nose keeps running. Gotta put it on a leash.
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Re: Silly Bans - April 21st 2013, 10:14 AM

Haha LOL I am trying to imagine someone nose being subdued like that . I ban you because I saw a bunny rabbit on my walk home tonight .


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Re: Silly Bans - April 21st 2013, 10:43 AM

I ban you because YOU DIDN'T WIN THE TV TITLE!


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Re: Silly Bans - April 21st 2013, 10:46 AM

I ban you because orange people are awesome.
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Re: Silly Bans - April 21st 2013, 11:16 AM

I ban you cuz I can. xD


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Re: Silly Bans - April 21st 2013, 12:00 PM

I ban you because your username makes me shudder.


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Re: Silly Bans - April 21st 2013, 12:06 PM

I ban you for speaking words of wisdom and awesomness.
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Re: Silly Bans - April 21st 2013, 02:09 PM

I ban you because running on less than 3 hours of sleep really sucks.


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Re: Silly Bans - April 21st 2013, 02:42 PM

i ban you so you can go to sleep
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Re: Silly Bans - April 21st 2013, 03:33 PM

I ban you because today, my best friend is my coffee cup.


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Re: Silly Bans - April 21st 2013, 03:59 PM

i ban the person above for not having an avatar
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Re: Silly Bans - April 21st 2013, 04:15 PM

I ban you because for some reason my computer doesn't allow your avatar to show up Lydia
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Re: Silly Bans - April 21st 2013, 08:41 PM

I ban you for having Coldplay in your signature.
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Re: Silly Bans - April 21st 2013, 11:20 PM

I ban you because I got a new bra yesterday (yay!) but completely disregarded the face it has thin spaghetti-style straps. Whoops.
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Re: Silly Bans - April 22nd 2013, 01:18 AM

I ban you because I made my potatoes awesome.
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Re: Silly Bans - April 22nd 2013, 03:40 AM

I ban you because when you wrote this, I was smack bang right in the middle of an assignment . Twelve from fifteen .


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Re: Silly Bans - April 22nd 2013, 03:56 AM

ban you so you can finish your asiment
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Re: Silly Bans - April 22nd 2013, 04:33 AM

I ban you because I had coffee, then I ate a pizza, then I ate two bowls of ice cream.
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Re: Silly Bans - April 22nd 2013, 04:41 AM

i ban you in retribution
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Re: Silly Bans - April 22nd 2013, 05:16 AM

I ban you because we just put a tally up on our fridge for the amount of times our new neighbour asks for help in a day.
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Re: Silly Bans - April 22nd 2013, 05:58 AM

I ban you because I wanna make a glitter jar.
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Re: Silly Bans - April 22nd 2013, 06:08 AM

banning you is a enigma.
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Re: Silly Bans - April 22nd 2013, 06:15 AM

I ban you because coffee is lovely.
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Re: Silly Bans - April 22nd 2013, 06:25 AM

banning you is propensity of mine
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Re: Silly Bans - April 22nd 2013, 07:06 AM

I ban you because I'm confused now . Also because I saw one of the saddest yet most inspirational videos I have seen on Youtube lately .


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Re: Silly Bans - April 22nd 2013, 09:21 AM

I ban you because I have sneezed so many times in the last 3 days that I've run out of tissues. I'm now using toilet paper
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Re: Silly Bans - April 22nd 2013, 09:56 AM

I ban you because I hope you get better soon <3 Colds never last more than a day or two..... if they do, then you can call your doctor and they'll make it better within a day or two after that .


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Re: Silly Bans - April 22nd 2013, 11:00 AM

I ban you because there's a purdy lil' surprise in your E-Mail inbox.
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Re: Silly Bans - April 22nd 2013, 10:49 PM

Hehe I ban you because my email has been lonely lately . I saw it . I'll be a minute replying though LOL, SEE YOU THEN!!!!!!! .


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Re: Silly Bans - April 23rd 2013, 12:59 AM

I ban you because I wouldn't go to the doctor just for a cold, but I WILL complain about it!
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Re: Silly Bans - April 23rd 2013, 01:00 AM

I ban you because that's why I tell my mommy everytime I get a cold!
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Re: Silly Bans - April 23rd 2013, 01:06 AM

I ban you because I haven't actually been to the doctor in a LONG time LOL. Good thing or bad thing? .


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Re: Silly Bans - April 23rd 2013, 01:18 AM

I ban you because I haven't been to one in years. As long as things aren't falling off of you, then it's fine.
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Re: Silly Bans - April 23rd 2013, 02:16 AM

I ban you because doctors cost money.
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Re: Silly Bans - April 23rd 2013, 02:25 AM

I ban you because doctors are crazy sometimes.
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Re: Silly Bans - April 23rd 2013, 02:29 AM

I ban you because I've had to see doctors because I'm crazy, is that the same?
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Re: Silly Bans - April 23rd 2013, 02:37 AM

i ban you because i spent all last night studing for a vocab test that is now next week
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Re: Silly Bans - April 23rd 2013, 02:57 AM

I ban you because I like ice cream.
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