Silly Bans

[Amorphous.]

I ban you because the Minions are so cute, the little yellow dudes from Despicable Me .

[Lamia]

I ban you because ugghhh, I should've gone to sleep about four hours ago.

[Storyteller.]

I banned you because I joined your social group but would like to point out that I'm an ally, not your minion. That way I get to keep all MY minions.

[i_like_black]

I ban you because your minions are the besterest.

I ban you because I got a new shirt today. I'm a pretty little princess.

[Jordioa18]

I ban you because WrestleMania is coming today

And because the European Connection has begon (Tag team in UCW, me and an old enemy, now friend)

[Amorphous.]

I ban you because I have to give in an assignment tomorrow, even though no students are in, it's going to be like a ghost town . WISH ME LUCK EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .

I ban you because I'm drinking coffee but it's cold. =(

Oh and GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! You'll do great, you don't need the luck. c:

[Amorphous.]

Haha LOL I ban you because coffee usually warms you up, so you SHOULD be having it on a cold day . Thanks so much, sweetie . For the assignment I have to go to the University Library meaning I will set foot in my first ever real university . Universities are huge, I'm going to feel tiny . Probably cause I'm 5'8'' .

[Lamia]

I ban you because you're still about a half inch taller than I am... :/

I ban you because I'm tall, except I'm not. Yep, I just created a paradox.

[Amorphous.]

Hehe I ban you because that might be an oxymoron . My English teacher would be so proud of me LOL. Do you know what the difference is? *Pretends he's on TV*. For those at home, the difference between an oxymoron and a paradox is that an oxymoron describes a situation that's impossible by providing two conflicting words:

Example~ Giant Flea.

A paradox is a situation where you provide two conflicting words but if you think about it , it IS actually possible. For example "midnight sun". In Iceland, they have the sun shine at midnight .

[i_like_black]

I ban you for having such expansive bans, and forcing me to concentrate in what is an otherwise fairly easy-going thread.

Also I'm average height, 168cm . . . seeing as Christabel was talking about height.

I ban you because I wanna be smart like Hamed.

[Amorphous.]

NAWW, I ban you because believe me, I'm not smart . Not logically anyways .

I ban you because your head - not just a hat stand, dude.

[Lamia]

I ban you because I have Hamed on facebook

I ban you because I think I'm the only person in the world who isn't on FaceBook. :c

[Lamia]

I ban you because that's not necessarily a bad thing :P

[i_like_black]

I ban you because pffft facebook. Tumblr is much kinder.

[Lamia]

I ban you because I'm on both

[owlcity:)]

I ban you 'cause I do too!

[Lamia]

I ban you because chat is awesome. Join the chatparty.

[owlcity:)]

I ban you cuz I love ya! haha
and I'm in de chatroom now... haha

I ban you because my internet isn't being nice.

[Lamia]

I ban you because you should tell it to be nice, then get on chat. (Also, KEEP COUNTING! )

I ban you because I just... Counted. Oh and I'm coming into the chat, watch out.

[Lamia]

I ban you because EEEEEEEEEEE, you're in chat!

[Amorphous.]

I ban you because I am listening to the Tomorrowland 2012 After Movie, the soundtrack behind it LOL .

[Lamia]

I ban you because we need to keeeeeeeppppp counting!

[Amorphous.]

I ban you because I am confused, what is this counting you talk of? .

[Lamia]

I ban you because I'm talking about the count to 50 game thread, silly!

(we're at EIGHT)

[Temperance]

I ban you because page has 3 identical didgits!!! 111

[Amorphous.]

I ban you because our emergency number is 000 here, IDENTICALNESS . 911 PFFT. Nah, I kid....... like a kid .

[i_like_black]

I ban you because our emergency number is 111. Also because I feel nauseous.

Although, due to the large amount of American media in NZ, nowadays if someone accidentally rings 911 instead of 111, it'll still put them through to 111 operators. Smart.

[Validity]

I BAN ALL OF YOU COZ I AM BACK AND I HAVE TREMENDOUS NEWS!!!!

Jay.

[Lamia]

I ban you because I want to know the news!

[Amorphous.]

I ban you because I do too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Unless I somehow already know .

[mindflower]

I ban you because I haven't banned anyone for so freaking long and also because I don't know the news either! BOO!

[Lamia]

I ban you because I'm STILL waiting for the news!