Corrupt-A-Wish
 

Simple game: Someone wishes for something and you grant their wish!
But there's a twist - the wish is corrupted in some way.

Example:
(Person 1 says): I wish for a puppy.
(Person 2 replies): Granted, but it pees all over you and your house.
(Person 2 says): I wish for a car.
(Person 3 replies): Granted, but it won't start
(Person 3 says): I wish for...

and so on.

Wishes can be for anything - as long as it's not crude or offensive, of course.
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I'll start:

I wish for a pair of headphones.

Granted - But only one. :p

I wish for no more projects!

Granted, but you fail all your exam

I wish for new clothes

Granted, but they don't fit.

I wish for the summer

Granted - But it's frozen.

I wish I could figure out this new Ipod.

Granted. But when it starts, it won't load music.

I wish for a better job.

Granted, but its non-profit

I wish I had the ability to talk to women I like

Granted but they don't like you :(

I wish I could know one way or the other if the guy I like likes me back

Granted. He likes you.. but then moves 2,000 miles away.

I wish I could go for my IV-Tech before this summer.

Granted, but you have no one to practice on. :p

I wish I was never tired.

Granted. But you have to sleep 22 hours of everyday to not be. So you have no life.

I wish I was happier.

Granted. but the rest of the world becomes depressed instead

I wish there were no guns.

Granted: but there are more WMDs now.

I wish I could make the world happy.

granted. but becuase of no tragedy in the world all movies,music,and art seem like a Barney sing a long

I wish for long hair

Granted, but it takes hours to take care of.
I wish for no more wars.

Granted, but the crime/murder rate skyrockets.

I wish for something warm and fuzzy.

Granted, but it\'s a cat that bites you.
I wish for no more poverty.

gratned but only because the people that are rich are the only ones alive

i wish that the corrupt-a-wish was " for real grant the wish

Granted but everything really does come true, the bad and the good.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted but the wish doesn\'t happen.

I wish I was taller.

Granted but you are 50 feet tall and smush all your friends.

I wish I had more friends

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Granted, but now you have no time for yourself.
I wish I could change the past.

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Granted, but now your stuck in the past :P
I wish I could sleep for a week!

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Granted but you miss a lot of interesting stuff.

I wish there was something good on television.

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Granted, but your television is broken.

I wish people would keep out of my business.

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Granted but then no-one pays attention to you.

I wish this seat was comfier.

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Granted - But now it isn\'t tall enough to reach the computer.

I wish tomorrow is a snow day!

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Granted but it melts quickly.

I wish there was something to eat.

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Granted-But its raw fish.

I wish I had someone to take my exams for me.

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Granted but they fail.

I wish I could sleep.

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Granted. Enjoy your nightmares.

I wish I could know why I\'m so unloveable.

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granted you know and can\'t change anything.

i wish people could understand me better.

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Granted. They understand you all too well and they dislike you from what they know of you.

I wish I could live with eternal happiness.

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Granted, but people are afraid of you because you\'re too happy
I wish I had a friend.

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Granted, but your friend ultimately spills your deepest, darkest secrets to the world.

I wish I had coffee.

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Granted, but it doesn\'t taste nice.

I wish there was something to eat.

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Granted, but it\'s all rotten.

I wish for a plane ticket to Canada.

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granted, but sorry Canada isn\'t there any more

I wish I could be in university and home at the same time

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Granted, but it\'s the shittiest university and all your professors are heartless men who only live to bring you misery.

I wish I had internal peace and purpose in my life.