Corrupt-A-Wish

[almostinvisible]

Granted, but now you don't know what to do about it.
I wish I had more days off from school.

[TrustingThePain]

granted but the weather is poor and the cable goes out

I wish i could talk to my husband even though it is not his day to call home.

[Billy, the Kinda Good]

Granted, but you only talk about plumbing and sports.

I wish I had a sandwich.

[TrustingThePain]

granted but it tastes like plumbing and sports.

i wish the older kids would let me sleep instead of fighting.

[Billy, the Kinda Good]

Granted, but you get nightmares involving monkeys chasing you on bikes.

I wish my nose wasn't so snuffed up.

[TrustingThePain]

granted, but now its running so you're sniffling and people think you are on cocain.

i wish for ciggarettes and coffee.

[almostinvisible]

Granted, but they make you sick and now you can't do anything for a few days.
I wish my DVDs weren't skipping.

[Fictional]

granted. they don't play at all.


I wish all the CD's and DVDs i want were affordable

[Hdjdjdjduvieg]

Granted, but they're all broken.

I wish we hadn't gotten into that fight.

[Fictional]

granted. you get into a worse one.

i wish i had mcr's first album

[lauren_160]

Granted, but it wont play.

I wish my mum would shut up.

[Skeleton]

Granted, but then she never speaks again.

I wish my cold would go. :[

[Hdjdjdjduvieg]

Granted, but now you have meningitis.

I wish I didn't have to go back to class tomorrow.

[Fictional]

granted. you never have class again. you don't have a good enough education to get a job, so you can't afford a house or food, so you starve to death on the streets.

i wish my brother would tell the truth

[Skeleton]

Granted but you find out things you wish you didn't.

I wish it would cool down.

[Fictional]

granted. now its freezing.

i wish i had longer on the phone with my bestie.

[almostinvisible]

Granted, but now you can't do anything else ever because you're always on the phone.
I wish we didn't have daylight savings time.

[Hdjdjdjduvieg]

Granted, but now they turn the clocks back six hours instead.

I wish I had attention.

[somerandomkidmike]

Originally Posted by jazzdude

Granted, but they're not cubes, they're spheres. I wish i had cool hair.

they aren't really cubical anyway.... they're almost like spheres anwyays, so I win

anyways... granted, but there are so many people around you that all the oxygen around you is depleted, causing you to have breathing problems

I wish I had more guitars

[Fictional]

granted. but you have no friends.


i wish i could finish writing a story.

[Magicalisland]

Granted, but no one understands it.

I wish I had the cure for the common cold

[Fictional]

granted. but now you have cancer.


i wish i could tell people my problems.

[eunoia]

Granted. You cannot keep secrets now at all.

I wish my room would keep itself clean.

[asyoulikeit]

Granted, but you can't find anything in it now.

I wish I didn't procrastinate on school stuff.

[Hdjdjdjduvieg]

Granted, but you spend all your time with studies so you have no friends nor social life.

I wish I was trusted.

[almostinvisible]

Granted, but now no one is trustworthy except you.
I wish I could call my friend.

[Hdjdjdjduvieg]

Granted, but they don't pick up the phone.

I wish I didn't have to write this paper.

[Skeleton]

Granted but you fail the class.

I wish I could sleep.

[Hdjdjdjduvieg]

Granted, but you never wake up.

I wish I was smarter

[star_crossd]

Granted, but then your head grows into a funky shape like Jimmy Neutron

I wish I had magic powers

[somerandomkidmike]

granted, but you don't have control of them, so they end up destroying everything you own

I wish I had better skin.

[Hdjdjdjduvieg]

Granted, but now you are blind.

I wish it were the weekend

[Fictional]

granted. but after that, there are no more weekends, ever.


i wish i could have free time on the computors for the rest of science

[Skeleton]

Granted but you miss important things that you need to pass.

I wish I had something to do.

[Fictional]

granted. it's a really long, hard, boring piece of homework.


i wish ED would go away and stay away

[Phoenix Enforcer]

Granted, but you will lose everything else. All your possesions, gone. Your home to be demolished.

I wish for a better knife

[Skeleton]

Granted but now you have no use for it.

I wish my jeans were dry.

[Hdjdjdjduvieg]

Granted, but your entire body is soaked.

I wish I didn't say that.

[almostinvisible]

Granted, but you say something else you wish you didn't say.
I wish I didn't have math homework.

[Fictional]

granted. you have extra hard biology to do instead.


i wish i had no homework.