One sentence story

[Elision]

So the idea is a bit like the one word story, except with a whole sentences to make it a bit more exciting. Basically write a sentence of a story and then the next poster writes another sentence to create a story. Then see how the story comes out!

I'll start: one day, Fred decided to go for a walk.

Let's see what happens!

[TheAtomicBlade]

But he didn't know it would be his last.

[Elision]

Instead of going to the park like usual, he decided to to try the woodland walk

[TheAtomicBlade]

And on the woodland walk, he saw a group of snipers getting into position.

[Elision]

There were three of them crouching behind trees.

[Stormblade]

Fred invited them over for tea and cheesecake.

[Nightblood.]

But they didn't want tea and cheesecake. They wanted...

[TheAtomicBlade]

the blood of their enemies

[Sophrosyne]

But they decided to go get tea and cheesecake anyway.

[MyVisionIsDying]

However, nothing had been provided for the guests, the thought of a very different way of dining was almost appealing now.

[Elision]

Fred panicked, wondering where he could find cheesecake in the middle of a forest.

[TheAtomicBlade]

The snipers raised their rifles

[Elision]

Suddenly a large cloud began swirling overhead, as red lightning flashed

[Nightblood.]

In the blink of an eye the snipers turned into kittens!

Fred was saved, for now.

[Elision]

But now he had three kittens to look after - what was he going to do with them?

[TheAtomicBlade]

Then another flash of light, and the snipers were back!

[Sophrosyne]

But this time they had no weapons on them, and were in a bag from Fred trying to take the kittens home.

[Elision]

Fred dropped the bag, and the snipers crawled out, one of them meowing still

[Sophrosyne]

The snipers ran away from Fred, scared and confused, never to be seen again.

[TheAtomicBlade]

Except they called for backup, and Fred was being chased by a fully loaded AC-130 gunship

[Sophrosyne]

However, it turned out the gunship was loaded with silly string!

[TheAtomicBlade]

Fred was being crushed under the sheer weight of silly string!

[Sophrosyne]

Fred managed to dig his way out of the silly string and watched the gunship get stuck in the silly string pile.

[TheAtomicBlade]

And then the gunship fell on fred, squashing him

[Sophrosyne]

Suddenly Shrek appears, taking the gunship off Fred and helping Fred get free.

[TheAtomicBlade]

But it was too late, Fred was dead, but his identical and evil twin, Ned, wasn't!

[Elision]

Ned gathered up some silly string, and began plotting his evil deeds with it

[Nerdy&Struggling141]

Silly string was never part of his m.o, but Ned's feature on 'Extreme Cheapskates' makes sense now.

Ned had a plan that would bring about destruction to the world...

[Elision]

He hurried back to his secret lair to gather up his plans.

[TheAtomicBlade]

In his lair he saw a sight that froze his heart!

[Sophrosyne]

It was Fred!

[TheAtomicBlade]

Or at least his body!

[Elision]

Fred's body had magically appeared back in the lair!

Ned was confused about how that had happened but didn't give it much thought because...

[eeba]

right at that moment, the telephone rang, and it was...

[Sophrosyne]

Fred's head!

[TheAtomicBlade]

Then Ned realised that he was seeing a strange optical illusion created by his patented "Evil Video Player Inator", and that Fred was infact dead.

[Elision]

Ned quickly got over the shock, and began thinking of ways to get his product to the evil black market