Best things said in chat.
 

Okay, so, In chat, EVERYONE has their moments where they say something outrageously funny. So, If you are in chat one day, And someone says something you think is funny, you should post it here.
Rules:

-No triggering stuff.
-Nothing that could be offensive.
-Nothing that could harm another users feelings.

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Adam the troll XD

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Oh yes. Adam who is really Michelle who is really the ChatMod troll. : D

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MUTINYYY!!

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Yus, also the fact that milk is most certainly made from grass :D

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<insert cheap innuendo here>
All of chat summed up. Riiight ^ there.

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So, because of all of the crazy Chat moments, I decided to create a document in MS Word just for them. It's even called, "TH Crazy Convos." Hah. :P

So, here's a couple of them...

4:53 PM [Silver] I like thick warm carpet, but I have wood flooring downstairs

11:45 PM ~Emily~ sits on Matt's head
11:46 PM [eaty] Em... Do you know how dirty that just sounded?!?!
11:46 PM [Ifairiesarereal] hahahahahahaha, Em's getting it up the butt
11:46 PM [~Emily~] I realized that after I said it
11:46 PM [~Emily~] I have pants on! Shushhhhhhhhhhhhh!
11:47 PM [Ifairiesarereal] yeah, but are they pulled all the way up?

4:33 AM [Matt] I'm not a damn peacock em
4:33 AM [~Emily~] Flaunt your feathery butt!
4:33 AM [nico.] Haha....
4:33 AM [nico.] LOL
4:34 AM [Lee] Heheh. pea... cock.
4:34 AM [Matt] I will not flaunt my colorful butt feathers

11:53 PM [Casey] Nooo.Coffee is baad 11:53 PM [Tecatholic] coffee is good 11:53 PM [Casey] So is unprotected sex 11:53 PM [Casey] xD 11:53 PM [Casey] Bad timing.Wow

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There's chat logs somewhere talking about door knockers, which were taken incredibly wrong... I don't remember who kept taunting me with them, though.

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There was a nicechat last night about what the union between Adam and Lel :) would be called. Classic.

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11:41 AM [N@0M!] i need a new name for you
11:41 AM [Lel :)] ummm
11:41 AM [Lel :)] why?
11:41 AM [N@0M!] cos grandma sounds too old :P

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don't you mean the combination of matt and i?
manid i believe? or something

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Yes that was my suggestion :) there was another like... enitt or something...:rolleyes:

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19:32 [N@0M!] jesssssss?
19:32 [Jess] Yesssss ?
19:32 [N@0M!] i need a facebook status which isnt boring any ideas?
19:32 [lilmisschatterbox] how about feeling squiffy
19:32 [Jess] hmmm
19:33 [N@0M!] squiffy?!
19:33 [Jess] Nope
19:33 [lilmisschatterbox] yeah squiffy
19:33 [x-x-xblackx-x-xrosex-x-x] ammm i dunno.. i havre the imagination of a tea spoon
19:33 [N@0M!] what is that?
19:33 [lilmisschatterbox] i duno
19:33 [N@0M!] tea spoon?!
19:33 [lilmisschatterbox] but it sounds cool
19:33 [x-x-xblackx-x-xrosex-x-x] yeah
19:33 [N@0M!] ok ill use that squiffy teaspoon
19:33 [x-x-xblackx-x-xrosex-x-x] hahahaha
19:33 [Jess] Adam is a squiffy teaspoon
19:33 [Adam] a what?
19:33 [lilmisschatterbox] lol
19:33 [N@0M!] Naomi ****** Squiffy Teaspoon 2 seconds ago · Comment · Like
19:34 [Jess] (:
19:34 [x-x-xblackx-x-xrosex-x-x] I lieky
19:34 [N@0M!] yes adam is
19:34 [lilmisschatterbox] lol
19:34 [Adam] Okay.....
19:34 [N@0M!] adam is a squiffy teaspoon?
19:34 [Jezzka] what actually is a squist tea spoon?
19:34 [Jezzka] haha
19:34 [x-x-xblackx-x-xrosex-x-x] apparently XD
19:34 [x-x-xblackx-x-xrosex-x-x] we dont really know know the drill
19:34 [N@0M!] what actually isnt a squiffy teaspoon?
19:34 [x-x-xblackx-x-xrosex-x-x] lol
19:34 [Jezzka] oh. that make sence.

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Squiffy Teaspoon.

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lol yay squiify teaspoon

19:44 [Marie.] A rainbow banana?
19:44 [lilmisschatterbox] lol yh
19:44 [Marie.] with chocolate sprinkles?
19:44 [Marie.] and Adam ontop?
19:44 [lilmisschatterbox] never heard of a rainbow banana
19:44 N@0M! passes marie rainbow banana

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The one I was going to post is already on here! :p but its in my sig so it will get posted again.

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(on linux)
Union Of V> And VST support has to be compiled into the system! wtf??
Invictus?> Well, we all knew that...

Rob> Surely that would be a bit racist? Oh Africa, that's all brown.
Union Of V> Could be poo brown
Union Of V> Bad timing :p
Rob> "Oh Africa, that's all poo"
Rob> I don't think that's much better...

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6:15 PM [markasaurusREX] I got pointed at and laughed at. So much.
6:16 PM [Matt] I think its a new feature

plus.. my sig...

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I LOVE how Adam on top was completely ignored. x D

...On the rainbow banana thing... :P

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6:27 PM [markasaurusREX] I'm bored.
6:27 PM [markasaurusREX] Matt, fix it.
6:28 PM [Boxy] Matt can't fix your impotence Mark...
6:28 PM [markasaurusREX] What's that mean? D :
6:28 PM [Boxy] it means... he can't fix ur bordem...
6:28 PM [markasaurusREX] I think you're lying.
6:28 PM [Boxy] no no... i'm not...
6:28 PM [Boxy] it's an implyed thing..
6:28 PM [markasaurusREX] I'm googling it.
6:29 PM [djkklks] yeah it kind of is...sorry Mark
6:29 PM [Boxy] impotence: chronic inability to attain or sustain an erection for the performance of a sexual act.
6:29 PM [Boxy] xD
6:29 PM [Boxy] there you go. google is not needed
6:29 PM [Adam] So when my mum tells me im "Impotent at cleaning your room"
6:29 PM [markasaurusREX] Oh my God. I do not have Erectile Dysfunction.
6:30 PM [Boxy] but if you did.. and if you could fix it... it would totally fix your bordem..
6:30 PM [markasaurusREX] You know what? I am not bored anymore. Fixed. xD
6:30 PM [djkklks] yay!! we fixded it
6:30 PM [markasaurusREX] With some little blue pills.
6:30 PM [markasaurusREX] Just kidding.
6:30 PM [markasaurusREX] ...
6:30 PM [djkklks] sure ur kidding.......
6:31 PM [markasaurusREXX] I do not need Viagra. :o

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5:35 PM [markasaurusREX] You forgot to put I do not need Viagra! D :
5:35 PM [djkklks] lol are u sure u dont???
5:35 PM [markasaurusREX] I'm positive.
5:36 PM [djkklks] 100% positive???
5:36 PM [markasaurusREX] Yes...For aid's.
5:36 PM [markasaurusREX]
5:36 PM [markasaurusREX] Jk.
5:36 PM [djkklks] lol
5:36 PM [markasaurusREX] Adam, I am pregnant with your babies.

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User Marionette. has entered this room.
5:56 PM [markasaurusREX] JADE!
5:56 PM [markasaurusREX] You missed it.
5:57 PM [markasaurusREX] Apparently I'm incompetant and need Viagra.
5:57 PM [Marionette.] You are incompetant
5:57 PM [Marionette.] SHELBY
5:57 PM [Marionette.] told me!
5:57 PM [markasaurusREX]
5:57 PM [Boxy] Impotent Mark
5:57 PM [Boxy] not incompetant...
5:57 PM [markasaurusREX] DAMN, Now everyone knows my secret. D :
5:57 PM [Boxy] but i guess that too..
5:57 PM [markasaurusREX] Oh...
5:57 PM [markasaurusREX] Wait.
5:57 PM [markasaurusREX] NO
5:57 PM [Boxy]
5:57 PM [markasaurusREX] Great... Now I need diapers too...

5:58 PM [Marionette.] I'm scared to touch my kitteh
5:58 PM [Marionette.] he has bugs on him D:

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7:02 PM [Marionette.] Mark's hitler!
7:02 PM Boxy hides in attic

7:04 PM [markasaurusREX] I bought my weenie a rainbow collar.
7:04 PM [markasaurusREX] woah
7:05 PM [markasaurusREX] wheres the dog part? DL
7:05 PM [markasaurusREX] D:
7:05 PM [Boxy] you mean.... cock ring?
7:05 PM [markasaurusREX] weeniw dog*
7:05 PM [markasaurusREX] weenie*
7:05 PM [Boxy] lmao
7:05 PM [markasaurusREX] NO. I have a dachshund. I bought him a rainbow collar.

7:05 PM [canook182] Whats up
7:05 PM [markasaurusREX] My weenie is a mini.
7:05 PM [markasaurusREX] <3
7:06 PM [canook182] alright.. was expecting nothin much.. but that works too
7:06 PM [markasaurusREX] LMAO
7:06 PM [canook182] Ya know its different but i dig it

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Hahaha. I love chat. :D

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haha mark!!

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01:08 [Marie.] Adumb...bed buddy? I steal your bed now?
01:08 [TheHeroOfCanton] ...
01:08 [Adam] Im busy in it.
01:08 [Adam] Woah :|
01:08 [exodus] What's a genes reunited?!
01:08 [Slade] wow
01:08 [Adam] I'm busy on TeenHelp Chat in it.
01:08 [Slade] XD
01:09 [exodus] ANd I can be who's dad?!
01:09 [Just.Tegan.] nice one Adam

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7:46 PM [lost-myself] My non-existant one is doing awesome
7:46 PM [wtp] looool i was just thinking of using nonexistant
7:46 PM [lost-myself] haha, yeah, but hey, who cares, being single is kinda fun!
7:47 PM [markasaurusREX] Amy, I can be your nonexistant boyfriend.
7:47 PM [wtp] not if you havnt had a realationship yet
User exodus has entered this room.
7:47 PM [wtp] but afterwards i can imagine like yeah i can get one but i dont want to
7:47 PM [lost-myself] Lol okay Mark, go for it
7:47 PM [markasaurusREX] Hahaha.
7:48 PM [lost-myself] Sometimes relationships get...
7:48 PM [lost-myself] blah
User Hidalgo has entered this room.
7:48 PM [wtp] oh after all we been through you go cheating on me like that
7:48 PM [markasaurusREX] Are you saying we should break up?!

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I just logged in a few seconds ago to

[Ergg]: Boobs are weird

It amused me. :p


HAHA! Best ones ever! Weenie:tongue

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Ha, there would be a few people who would hate me if i posted some of the stuff i have saved from chat. I have a TON of really funny (and dirty) stuff saved. Sometime i should go through it and post some of the funnier ones.

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I swear, I'm never going to live that one down xD. The one in my siggy is hilarious though.

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There was an orgy a while back of [user] thwacks [user] so I decided to step in...

(Other user may or may not be ~Emily~)

Union Of V> Ehmm is anyone not into BDSM?
~Emily~> I'm not I just like... thwacking!
Union Of V> Oh ok, so it's like "just friends" thwacking is it?
~Emily~> :p

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Oh yes. Our 8523475 TH Family Trees. <3

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I think I need to venture on into chat more often :D

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I think marie needs to scan the TH tree in once she gets it (:
xox

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3:14 PM Cassago breathes on Mark's leg? o_O
3:14 PM [Slade] hump it Jer
3:14 PM [TheHeroOfCanton] o.O
3:14 PM Boxy videotapes

3:21 PM [Silver] The loud music, skimpy clothes and rich playboys throwing money at us. You wish you were mods
3:22 PM [TheHeroOfCanton] now im jealous
3:22 PM [TheHeroOfCanton] way to rub it in our faces

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I figured my name would be here somewhere :p
All my logs are on my other PC, but the one I have available is this:


04:32 [Jessie] My secret goal on TH is to turn everyone queer.
04:32 [Silver] Good luck with that
04:32 [Jessie] What? Most the work has been done for me.
04:32 [Slade] I'm straight.
04:32 [Jessie] Like a noodle.
04:33 [Ifairiesarereal] i'm not queer
04:33 [Jessie] Lies.
04:33 [Jessie] You're a fairy. How queerer can you get?


Ooh and the two in my sig. I'll repost for after I've changed my sig:

[Mel] Bite me.
Silver bites Mel.
[Silver] Yumm, "Please ma'am, can I have some more?"
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[Cassago] It's already 3 sizes too small. Don't make it 4.
[Cassago] ]My heart, that is.
[Cassago] Shut up, adz.

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Jamie the tree-dream killer :(
I\'ll never get over that. :P