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Rules: You ask a stupid question and the person below you will respond with a stupid answer. Okay, now start!
What does the fox say? |
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The fox says MOO, duh. :dem:
Why do ducks quack? |
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Because the sun is blue
Why is water wet? |
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This is caused by fire.
What is a wrecking ball? |
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The thing in the sky that heats out food
Why do we breathe? |
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Chicken soup.
What's perpendicular to an egg? |
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Charizard!
Why can't I do a Kamehameha? |
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Because that phrase doesn't exist in my mind.
Why do we blink? |
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because sound irritates our eyes.
why does it have to rain when I have a day off and be perfectly good weather when i have to work? |
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Because the wombat told the lion to tell the giraffe that he doesnt like oranges.
What's pink and fluffy? |
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a gorilla in a blender.
what has three legs and squeaks. |
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A tomato.
Why are my eyes blue? |
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Because you were dropped at birth
What do you get when you put a penguin and a computer in a room together? |
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a nerdy birdie.
why am i so accident prone? |
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Because a suitcase just wont do
Can a monkey grow a trunk? |
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if he has a baby elephant, sure.
why do dogs pee on brick walls? |
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Because they are at war with each other :bleh:.
Why did I make this thread? |
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Because you dreamed about it.
Why didn't I think of that? |
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Because of the zombie apocolypse!
When will the world end? |
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It already has we just don't know it yet.
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Where's your question?
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It was clearly invisible.
Why do Canadians and Americans not celebrate Thanksgiving on the same day? |
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Because the turkeys are trying to get revenge on us.
Why do we eat? |
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Because we hate the colour Purple.
How does a fridge give birth? |
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Through pushing food out of it. :bleh:
How does a farmer count his cows? |
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He uses his nose.
What do I feed my pet rock? |
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'Cause your pet rock is really a pig!
Why am I so stupid? ;) |
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Why wouldn't you be ;)
Why.... why can't I be swag? :p (there's actually a correct answer for this. Its because I'm a dork. But please, share your ideas anyway, enlighten me) :p |
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Because I got 99 problems and a b*tch ain't one.
Why do cats have to cough up their hair balls all over the place? |
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Because they eat so many damn mice ;)
Is mayonnaise an instrument? |
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If you play it correctly
What is the main ingredient of cabbage patch kids? |
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Certainly not cabbage :D oh, that's a knee-slapper! XD
.... Have you heard of the All-American Prophet?? (only music nerds are gonna understand this...) |
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Because you live in a shoe.
Why do we bleed red? |
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Because we're all part Dutch XD
Would you put my school on fire? |
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only if you take a hacksaw to my foot.
why haven't i watched this show in ages? |
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Because Sideshow Bob threw your TV out the window.
Why is the Queen so Old? |
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Because of the gravitational pull.
What's the meaning of life? |
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Subway.
What is the answer to X? |
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The spot, as in X marks the spot.
Where did you see the fire at the circus? |
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From a clown's head
What is the theme song of swag? |
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