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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - November 29th 2013, 02:18 AM

Flag Day.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - November 29th 2013, 02:21 AM

The world may never know!

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - November 29th 2013, 03:27 AM

because it's not Christmas
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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - November 29th 2013, 09:49 AM

Because they're all pointy and shiny.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - November 29th 2013, 12:12 PM

Because then we'd be unarmed and wouldn't win the fight.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - December 1st 2013, 05:13 AM

Because each year gets shorter and shorter.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - December 2nd 2013, 08:54 PM

It's all because you always eat them, maybe with some chocolate spreading.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - December 2nd 2013, 10:07 PM

Because it doesn't hurt when you hit a stuffed monkey to your face.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - December 3rd 2013, 03:20 AM

Because you followed the flashing lights.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - December 4th 2013, 09:16 PM

So it will be easier to play card games on them.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - December 5th 2013, 09:19 PM

Because it's actually green.

How many potatoes can I stuff into stuffing?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - December 5th 2013, 09:47 PM

500 potatoes
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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - December 6th 2013, 09:48 AM

So you can release the Kraken!

How are potatoes made?




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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - December 6th 2013, 04:09 PM

By mashing up carrots.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - December 6th 2013, 04:14 PM

There is a construction work in your brain. The cerebrum midgets did it.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - December 7th 2013, 02:59 AM

Shoot her with a paintball gun.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - December 8th 2013, 12:19 AM

To give it a buzz.

What's the meaning of a banana?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - December 8th 2013, 01:34 AM

K.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - December 9th 2013, 09:15 PM

Their wings aren't flappy enough.

How many people can you fit into a carrot?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - December 11th 2013, 05:02 PM

it depends on the size
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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - December 12th 2013, 03:49 AM

Because you didn't drink enough milk.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - December 12th 2013, 04:28 PM

Because they don't moo
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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - December 14th 2013, 05:11 AM

Because pigs do.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - December 14th 2013, 05:16 AM

Because they have nothing better to do.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - December 14th 2013, 06:07 AM

Why are you a man
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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - December 14th 2013, 12:21 PM

Because they yell "Gandalf" every time a tall guy with a beard walks past

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - December 14th 2013, 01:41 PM

- The thrift shop song


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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - December 16th 2013, 06:50 AM

Orange.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - December 18th 2013, 02:28 AM

Until their voice pierces through the heavens!

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - December 19th 2013, 12:57 AM

I like skies.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - December 19th 2013, 02:39 AM

When I last ate Lucky Charms.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - December 19th 2013, 02:54 AM

Because it's sad that you ate all the Lucky Charms.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - December 20th 2013, 06:16 PM

They have black blood

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - December 21st 2013, 04:31 AM

Because they come from the CARribbean.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - December 21st 2013, 05:38 AM

Because I ate all the tuna fish.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - December 21st 2013, 05:44 AM

Yes... what do you think the wind is?

Why do fish live in water?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - December 21st 2013, 05:48 AM

If Monkeys live in trees.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - December 21st 2013, 05:51 AM

Because nobody crossed the road


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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - December 21st 2013, 06:13 AM

Because dolphins are making a bunch of splashes in the ocean.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - December 21st 2013, 06:35 AM

Because the Grinch stole Christmas.

Why do we kiss under mistletoe?
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