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Because ee equals em cee squared

Why are vowels called vowels?

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'cos the dinosaurs died.

why is my chocolate tart so damn tasty?

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cause the strawberrry ones turned into a piano =0

Why did i eat some skittles? Besides to taste the rainbow?

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Because the monkeys dared you too :eek:

Why are French fries so yummy and so bad for you at the same time?

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because they're made by elephants


why is pepsi nicer than coke?

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Because coke is worse than Pepsi which is better than Coke which is worse than Pepsi which is better than Coke......

Why am I still single?

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'cos all they girls in the world have been turned into lesbian vampires



why is mint chocolate so tasty?

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Because the French Polynesian government cracked a plot by the evil chefs of Planet Spamulot to use all other types of chocolate to control people's minds.

Mint Chocolate is their only weaponse against the evil chefs.

Why am I eating Doritos?

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because they've got crack in and someone fed you one when you were asleep and now you're addicted t the crack in them.



why am i still wearing my dad's coat?

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Because it's stuck to you

Why are my hands so freaking cold?

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because they're made of ice. duh.


why has duh got a h at the end of it?

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Because then it's hud spelled backwards instead of ud and hud is one letter away from hug, so the h was a better idea

Why do we have noses?

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Because eyes needed something between them

How come there's clouds?

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Because they're fun to draw

Why is my cat climbing on me while I'm trying to type?

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because you are made of cat nip

why is it hard to focus on work?

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Because you have the wrong prescription for your glasses.

Why is the iTunes store so hard to navigate?

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Because they thought it'd be funny.

Why was the apple tired?

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Because he didn't get any sleep last night when his wife went into labor.

Why much I procrastinate so much?

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Because wasting time is time that's never wasted.

Why has in rained so much here?

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Because the sun is on vacation.

Why am I still so tired?

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Because your sub-conscious's sleeping pills fell in the toilet
why am i still sick?

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Because the world is coming to an end

Why does my eyebrow hurt?

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Because you got punched in the face.

Why are oranges orange and carrots carrots?

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because all the better names where taken

Whose your daddy???

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Benjamin Franklin.

Why am I out of honey mustard dressing?

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Because the honey mustard monster ate it while you slept.

Why do we cry?

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Because white is a colorful shade.

Why don't I have a car?

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Because a man built a time machine, went back in time, and stole the car that you were destined to have so that it would never fall into your possession. Isn't that just mean?

Why is my spoon too big?

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because the faires cast a spell on it

why am i hungry?

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Because you have a hole in your stomach.

Why are there flightless birds?

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Wingless birds are genetically mutated.

Is soap a renewable resource?

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Only as long as the soap penguins keep making it.

Why do cats puur?

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because dogs already have barking

what is ice?

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Water having a bad day.

Are religious leaders vulnerable to kryptonite?

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Only Chuck Norris and SuperJesusMan.

Why is Facebook being stupid right now?

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Because Count Dracula won't let it happen!

How tall do you have to be before you're no longer a midget?!

GBH - Craig!! :grin:

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about ten minutes

what do two potatoes and one cliff equal?

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One One-Eyed Midget.

How come my Chemistry final exam is going to be so hard?