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Re: say a stupid question get a stupid answer
Because it wants to be there.
Why are my hands cold? |
Re: say a stupid question get a stupid answer
Because the invisible hibblyjibbits were licking iceblocks before they decided your hands looked tasty...
Why do we breathe? |
Re: say a stupid question get a stupid answer
The sole purpose of our breathing is to make carbon dioxide for the plants.
Why do girl have breasts? |
Re: say a stupid question get a stupid answer
Because just one breast would be lopsided. Breasts (plural) evens things out.
Why is pizza so popular? |
Re: say a stupid question get a stupid answer
Because its got curves in all the right places.
What do you do at a dance party? |
Re: say a stupid question get a stupid answer
Why, you sleep, of course!
What is the best thing to eat when you are hungry? |
Re: say a stupid question get a stupid answer
a calcualor.
Why am I in love with a guy? |
Re: say a stupid question get a stupid answer
Because if you were in love with a spider, you would turn into a flower
Why do I feel sad after I read a sad book? |
Re: say a stupid question get a stupid answer
because the calcualtor hit u in the head by accident.
why do i end up being friends with people who are random? |
Re: say a stupid question get a stupid answer
Because they chose you...randomly :smile
Why am I sniffling when I'm not sick? |
Re: say a stupid question get a stupid answer
cause you like the letter square...
why arent colors numbers? |
Re: say a stupid question get a stupid answer
Because we're prejudiced against colors.
Why is the sun so hot? |
Re: say a stupid question get a stupid answer
cause u change ur mind like a girl changes clothes. you pms like the idk... :bleh:
Why are there so many letters? |
Re: say a stupid question get a stupid answer
Because people like to make things complicated.
Why am I not going to sleep like I should be? |
Re: say a stupid question get a stupid answer
Because the bunny told you not to
Why am I doing my homework? |
Re: say a stupid question get a stupid answer
because you got infected by nerd germs.
why do i get spots? |
Re: say a stupid question get a stupid answer
cause the guini pig gave it to you.
why am I not practicing my scales? |
Re: say a stupid question get a stupid answer
scales have ceased to exist.
where do they keep the internet? |
Re: say a stupid question get a stupid answer
In a box.
Why are women orange? |
Re: say a stupid question get a stupid answer
Because the flavor isn't handled by a parrot.
Can I directly inject a pancake with my love? |
Re: say a stupid question get a stupid answer
if you use glue you can :bleh:
why did i just tell my dad about the this site? |
Re: say a stupid question get a stupid answer
Because you wanted to test your memory erasing powers
Why is my back itchy? |
Re: say a stupid question get a stupid answer
Because I said so.
Why am I still drinking? |
Re: say a stupid question get a stupid answer
because your thisty...
WHY DO MALES HAVE NIPPLES????? I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!! PLEASE EXPLAIN!!! |
Re: say a stupid question get a stupid answer
Quote:
But I don't pay enough attention in biology so I might have my facts a little (or a lot) off -.- Do people like to run while they eat cheese and talk on the phone? |
Re: say a stupid question get a stupid answer
Of course they do! Everyone on earth loves doing that, even newborn babies
Why does my cat love my bed so much? |
Re: say a stupid question get a stupid answer
Because secretly the bed is your cats girlfriend
Why was it so hot today? |
Re: say a stupid question get a stupid answer
because the sun is heading in your direction! quick! run!
if people from poland are called poles...then why are people from holland not called holes? |
Re: say a stupid question get a stupid answer
because people from greenland are green.
why is geography homework so boring? |
Re: say a stupid question get a stupid answer
cause its poopy smelling.
why am i going to be taking an AP class? |
Re: say a stupid question get a stupid answer
'cos the ab ones were full
why are fat people fat? |
Re: say a stupid question get a stupid answer
Because fat people are phat ;)
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Ah, the mysteries of life... peace and love |
Re: say a stupid question get a stupid answer
None, it would decided it was to lazy to and go fall asleep in it's nice, cozy, warm bed
Why does sunshine-y weather seem to make everyone happier? :) |
Re: say a stupid question get a stupid answer
because it's yellow.
why is the sun yellow |
Re: say a stupid question get a stupid answer
Because that's its favorite color :)
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? |
Re: say a stupid question get a stupid answer
beacuse the evil wizard Vambooza cast a spell that went from and it killed everyone :o
why is it snowing |
Re: say a stupid question get a stupid answer
Because snow has a stubborn personality
Why do I hate getting out of bed in the mornings? |
Re: say a stupid question get a stupid answer
cause the color blue is better
Why am I asking a stupid question? |
Re: say a stupid question get a stupid answer
Cause you don't want, but secretly do want, while hoping you don't want to want to get a stupid answer
Why is my toe so itchy? |
Re: say a stupid question get a stupid answer
Because my dog is fat :o
Why am I so sleepy? |
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