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because dogs bark.

Why do our feet touch the ground?

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Because the elf made the dragon eat grass which made the elf sad which caused it to turn into a mouse.

Why are circles not square?

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'cos then they'd be triangles.


why have hexagons got six sides?

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because if they didnt theyd be a circle

whats 1x0=?

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46, of course!

How is pi different from pie?

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because if you ate pi your math teacher would probably get mad.

Why do lightbulbs signify intelligence?

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Because only smart people can turn on lightbulbs

What's the difference between boys and girls?

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Boys have cooties. Girls have teddies.

Why does the Earth Spin?

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Because spinning is way more fun than standing still

What makes people different from each other?

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because i can't be everyone...

why is the vibrate feature on my phone broken?? (dead-set serious.. its so annoying, and no dirty comments, you know you were thinking it ;) )

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because the ring setting got jealous.


why does chocolate taste so nice?

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because if it tasted like plop, the multi-billion pound industry would be worthless

What was the name of Chalie's alter ego in Me, Myself and Irene? (No wikipediaing or googling or any net surfing of any kind to find the answer)

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pooface.


why am i so immature?

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because Morgan freeman Acts

Why are jeans not trousers?

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because they're y-fronts


why am i real?

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Because your daddy made it so.

Why do chickens smell?

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So I can answer your question

Why does nailpolish smell funny?

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So it doesn't smell sad.


why are people ugly?

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So they can make me feel better about myself lol



Why are 'ducks' called 'ducks'?

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'cos they're yellow


why is nobody on msn?

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Everyones outside playing!! where are you??


Why do people say "whats the opposite of opposite'', when everyone knows its "the same"?

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because they've signed teen behaviour contracts.



why are there stupid adverts at the top of my screen?

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Because it would look weird on the bottom.



Why isn't Gatorade made from gators?

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For the same reason baby oil isn't made out of babies.

Why is this thread titled "say a stupid question..." instead of "ask a stupid question"?

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Sainsbury's own brand slightly mature cheddar cheese (locally sourced)


what's the meaning of death?

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To find out how they put the caramel in the caramilk bars.

Why do angus burgers taste so gooood.

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because they're made of people




why do i find gay guys so cute?

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because they are!


why did my imaginary friend Crispy the Chicken runaway?

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because the magical talking elephant made it so.


why does my head hurt?

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Because of the bones in your feet.


What's the reason behind the chicken dance?

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evil turkeys



why is TH so addictive?

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The mods secretly implanted it with cyber crack.



If deaf people go to court is it still called a hearing?

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it's called a i-can't-hearing



why do i get covered in newsprint doing my paper round?

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Because newspaper articles have plotted to take over the world so all of the letters are jumping off onto you so they can fulfill the next part of their evil plan.


Why is eeyore always so sad? :(

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he\'s very concerned about global warming, and his tracker mortgage in the current financial climate.


why does everyone overuse the phrase "current financial climate"?

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It\'s the politcians way of saying " the we\'re f***ed climate"

Why when one person coughs in an exam, everyone does it?

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because the germs have mini rockets, and they fly around the room infecting everyone. and burning their eyes with the heat from the mini rockets =Pwhy is my beanie so comfy?

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cause bobs friend toby cousins friends sisters brothers couins aunts ex boyfriends girlfriends cellphone friends cousins aunts great uncles great great grandson made it.

why do i have a heart drawn on my hand in sharpie?