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say a stupid question get a stupid answer
in this thread one person says a stupid question and the person below them gives a random or stupid answer and posts another stpuid question
e.g person1" how come monkeys have tails?" person2 "because the evil chipmunks made it so" person 2 posts "why are carrots not red?' don't make them offensive I'll start:grin:: how long does it take to make 5-minute rice? |
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an hour.
why is the sky not purple? |
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because pruple is veyr prejudice against the sky... down w/ purple!
why am i not flying? |
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Becasue you havnt had red bull...
Why are spots called pimples? |
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( to the flying question)cause your sitting.
why are thumbs not considered a finger? |
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Because we're not dalmatians.
How long is an hour? |
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About 7000 meters
Where do horses come from |
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from apporx. 17384374374370-43m from everywhere
why are rocks so hard? |
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Because they train at the gym every day?
What happens when you drink 5 cans of soda 1 after the other? |
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You fart for England
Why is someone as thick as two short planks? |
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Because the murdered trees made it so.
Why am I not drinking honey? |
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because nobody called you honey
why did i make this post? |
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because the elf was in trouble
how do pigs fly? |
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With your mom. :D
Where are your shoes? |
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Right were you left them
Where are your arms? |
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under my feet
Why am I hungry? |
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Because you drank too much.
Why is night dark? |
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Because i couldn't find the light switch ^^
Why is grass green? |
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Because they ran out of blue when they were coloring the sky and water
Why can only women have babies? |
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Because men would do a bad job.
Why is it insulting? |
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Because it's an insult.
Why is winter cold? |
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Cause that's when the sun is taking a nap :eek:
Why are fruits healthy for you? |
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Because they have to compete with the chemicals somehow.
Why does nail polish smell bad? |
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Because it doesn't shower! :eek:
Why do people sweat? |
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your body is giving yourself a shower.
why are my toenails really long? |
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Because the squirrels haven't arrived yet...
Why does the Atlantic Ocean exist? |
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So that kiddies have an ocean to pee in :D
Why does the sky look grey on a bad day? |
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So it can match the way you feel...
Why did Cinderella get a happy ending? ♥x |
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Becaue she liked to clean.
Why do phones ring? |
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Because if they went "DING-DONG!" they'd be a doorbell, not a phone!
Why do bagels have a hole in the center? ♥x |
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Cuz, its silly to have a hole on the side
why is water wet? |
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Because it had a little accident.
Why do spiders have eight legs? |
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Because if they loose thier grip with one, they have 7 more to make up for it
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? |
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You crash into a tree.
If you got all the paper in the world, what would happen? |
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you would own all the paper in the world, and people would have to buy it off you.
why is paper normally white? |
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Because the tree elves make it so.
Why do we eat eggs at easter? |
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'cos if we ate cheese it'd be less funny.
why do people die? |
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Because life's a b*tch. :bleh:
What makes grown men cry? |
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Purple wheels.
what's left of right? |
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42.
why am i hungry? |
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