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Q. How do you hang up a Pirate?*

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Posted May 12th 2015 at 07:40 PM by LlamaLlamaDuck

A. By his buckaneers!

*You may have to be from Scotland or Ireland to understand this joke.

The weather is really making life difficult. It keeps raining so I can't go out for walks in the evening. I do have a plan that once it gets nicer I'm going to drive to this park a few miles away with a lake, the walk around that is about 3 miles and there's a gym there too. I just need it to stop raining.
Don't get me wrong, I was so happy to finally get above the weight I've been since I was about 15, but I'm too lazy and cheap to buy new clothes so I like the weight, now I just need to tone up a little so my clothes fit me again. That and I would love to be fit. I always used my crappy ankles as an excuse but there's actually lots of exercises I can do that won't put strain on them.
Boogie Bounce isn't on anymore. It is on every Tuesday but that one is always full because all the regulars go to that one, and the Wednesday night class wasn't popular enough to maintain it so they cancelled it. I actually considered buying a little miniature trampoline and finding some videos on YouTube to do it myself. I still might, but again that relies on good weather unless my brother doesn't have his girlfriend over, then I could probably use the conservatory.

It's the work pub quiz next week and I don't know why I signed up. The Chief Executive wants me to join his team and everyone just laughs when I moan that it means I have to be appropriate, but it's true. Everyone else in the office is so laid back and you can have a laugh with them and not worry. Chief Exec, not so much. I'm too scared to say anything remotely out of place in case he fires me, even though I don't think he can technically do that without consulting the HR Manager who line manages me.

I had my 1-2-1 meeting with the HR Manager today. It went really well. She seems pleased with how well things are going and is really impressed with all I've done to get the post sorted. We've always had a PO Box for the mail but I've spent the past few weeks putting in an application to Royal Mail for a 'proper' postal address that they'll deliver to like any other building. I've also had to spend three hours going back and forth with the company who owns our franking machine to get the logo and return address on our outgoing postage labels changed. That was supposed to be done yesterday and it still hasn't happened. Now I get to spend tomorrow moaning at the company again!

In other news my meerkat should be here in a few weeks. I got my car insurance through this website that sends you a cuddly meerkat if you buy through them.

He's so cute!
Shame there isn't a compare the llama website that sends a cuddly llama out. I think it's about time for a third one.
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