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Deck The Halls
Posted December 3rd 2011 at 05:01 PM by LlamaLlamaDuck
I have this sitting beside me right now.
My brother and I are splitting on the price of that and some wine to give to my dad for Christmas. Inside you fill out every day the date and time, duration, unusual characteristics, and draw a picture of your poo. I think he'll like it. You even get a cool poo fact for every day and there's loads of interesting information at the start of the book. Consider this my revenge for having to listen to him every day. I live right next door to the bathroom. 
After the psychiatrist talked at me for ages, put words in my mouth, basically called me a liar, and then told me he was going to cancel my referral to a counsellor and send me to a psychologist for CBT instead, I realised he's just as annoying as the last time I saw him. So I'm going to prove him wrong. He reckons the only reason I'm having so much trouble with college is because I miss my papa, which is true, but I'm thinking positively because I've been dreaming about him. He also thinks everything will be exactly the same after new year when he wants to see me again as it is now. Well fuck him, I'm not going to let some prick in corduroy trousers and a stupid jumper tell me what I'm going to be like further down the line. I'm going to prove the guy wrong and still be self harm free, not go near any pills (aside from the anti pregnancy one and the cita thing I can't spell), speak to Fiona and sort out what classes I'm going to do, and ignore every single bad thought that dares to enter my head.
I still hate that man as much as I did the last time I saw him and I hope I never have to see him again. I'm not planning to go back there other than to prove him wrong. Because he's a self righteous prat.
My first plan for this is to go to asda with my dad, get some M&Ms and an I-don't-care-how-many-calories dinner and some wrapping paper. I'm then going to eat till I can't anymore, hunt down my christmas stuff, and decorate my room. Time to ignore the past, get over my family, and be happy. Anyone want to join me?
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You're incredibly amusing, you know?
I love reading your blog entries. And I love that you made this one Christmas-coloured.
You're amazing. <3Posted December 3rd 2011 at 09:56 PM by Storyteller.
