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Everyone should be made more aware of homophobia.
Posted October 16th 2011 at 04:26 PM by LlamaLlamaDuck
To everyone who is suffering from the awful disease of homophobia. We want to help you. 
People need to be more aware of this disease and the symptoms that come with it.
One of the symptoms commonly associated with Homophobia is a very unpredictable problem called "being an arsehole." Unfortunately, controlling this symptom is immensely difficult as those around people suffering from this often feel inclined to annoy them more. However, a nice couple of hours spent in solitary confinement is often enough to calm them down, failing that, kick them up the ass and they'll be right as rain in no time.
Other such problems that may arise with this disease include a strong urge to deny those with homosexual tendencies of their rights as a human. These rights mainly include, but are not limited to, the right to get married and the right to have children. Homophobia, unfortunately, causes chemicals in the brain to go wrong. Those suffering from it are so afraid of homosexuals taking over the world that they are forced to come up with ridiculous, and sometimes irrational, excuses as to why homosexuals must be denied basic human rights (the right to marry, reproduce, vote, etc.)
Unfortunately there is little that can be said to sway those suffering from this, but denying them of said rights is often enough to shut them up. Again, as said above, if this doesn't work, a swift kick up the arse will suffice.
There are many more symptoms and problems caused by this awful disease, but the main cause usually stems from either close minded idiocy, or religion. If you have any questions or suggestions regarding this disease, then please do write to us at this address:
Understanding Homophobia
69 Anal Street
I'mgaygetoverityouprickshire
Supposedfreerightsland
LUVG AYSEX
People need to be more aware of this disease and the symptoms that come with it.
One of the symptoms commonly associated with Homophobia is a very unpredictable problem called "being an arsehole." Unfortunately, controlling this symptom is immensely difficult as those around people suffering from this often feel inclined to annoy them more. However, a nice couple of hours spent in solitary confinement is often enough to calm them down, failing that, kick them up the ass and they'll be right as rain in no time.
Other such problems that may arise with this disease include a strong urge to deny those with homosexual tendencies of their rights as a human. These rights mainly include, but are not limited to, the right to get married and the right to have children. Homophobia, unfortunately, causes chemicals in the brain to go wrong. Those suffering from it are so afraid of homosexuals taking over the world that they are forced to come up with ridiculous, and sometimes irrational, excuses as to why homosexuals must be denied basic human rights (the right to marry, reproduce, vote, etc.)
Unfortunately there is little that can be said to sway those suffering from this, but denying them of said rights is often enough to shut them up. Again, as said above, if this doesn't work, a swift kick up the arse will suffice.
There are many more symptoms and problems caused by this awful disease, but the main cause usually stems from either close minded idiocy, or religion. If you have any questions or suggestions regarding this disease, then please do write to us at this address:
Understanding Homophobia
69 Anal Street
I'mgaygetoverityouprickshire
Supposedfreerightsland
LUVG AYSEX
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