Gahhhhh!!
Posted October 9th 2011 at 06:31 PM by LlamaLlamaDuck
The wedding was beautiful. The bride had the most perfect dress, my cousin looked amazing in his kilt. My aunt and uncle came up from England so it was amazing to see them again. And as we were leaving my uncle had hugged me and was holding my hands, looking straight at me, and just asked me to please look after myself. No better way to induce tears, I had to bite my lip so hard because he looked so worried and upset. It was so good to see them again, and my aunt was beautiful.
But cheesiness over, the whole time dad was driving my brother and I to the reception, he was ranting about my other aunt's idiot boyfriend.
The dinner at the wedding was a set menu with a vegetarian option, but he's such a fussy fucking bugger that my aunt had to go and ask the caterers if they could just give him some salmon. When the soup came he decided there was butter in it (who the hell puts butter in soup?!) and refused to eat it.
During the toasts he decided that the champagne was this really expensive £40 per bottle stuff (at least in normal shops, would have been about £50 in the hotel we think) which it quite obviously wasn't. There is NO way my cousin could have afforded enough £40/£50 champagne for everyone to drink. But he's so stubborn and argumentative that no one could persuade him otherwise.
He then refused to have desert. Wouldn't even try it. He refused to dance because "his dyslexic mind" thinks it's weird. He's just SUCH a pretentious asshole! I've never liked him and he just ignored us all night, probably because he's still being all immature and not talking to dad after a fight they had.
He's too loud and demanding. His word is law. A couple of years back at Christmas my dad was making a really nice Christmas dinner for us, my aunt, cousin, and her boyfriend, and my papa. Her boyfriend showed up with salmon he wanted cooked for his dinner and a tin of potatoes for himself too. He refused to touch any of my dad's food. I don't like him.
At all.
/rant
But cheesiness over, the whole time dad was driving my brother and I to the reception, he was ranting about my other aunt's idiot boyfriend.
The dinner at the wedding was a set menu with a vegetarian option, but he's such a fussy fucking bugger that my aunt had to go and ask the caterers if they could just give him some salmon. When the soup came he decided there was butter in it (who the hell puts butter in soup?!) and refused to eat it.
During the toasts he decided that the champagne was this really expensive £40 per bottle stuff (at least in normal shops, would have been about £50 in the hotel we think) which it quite obviously wasn't. There is NO way my cousin could have afforded enough £40/£50 champagne for everyone to drink. But he's so stubborn and argumentative that no one could persuade him otherwise.
He then refused to have desert. Wouldn't even try it. He refused to dance because "his dyslexic mind" thinks it's weird. He's just SUCH a pretentious asshole! I've never liked him and he just ignored us all night, probably because he's still being all immature and not talking to dad after a fight they had.
He's too loud and demanding. His word is law. A couple of years back at Christmas my dad was making a really nice Christmas dinner for us, my aunt, cousin, and her boyfriend, and my papa. Her boyfriend showed up with salmon he wanted cooked for his dinner and a tin of potatoes for himself too. He refused to touch any of my dad's food. I don't like him.
At all.
/rant
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