College fun.
Posted March 28th 2011 at 04:25 PM by LlamaLlamaDuck
This made me laugh so much today. I was standing with my friend and her boyfriend and we were talking about parents.
Hazel: Louise's mum doesn't really like her having a girlfriend.
Gary. Why not?
Me: My parents are religious...
Gary: Is your mum on the pill?
Me: Um...I think so.
Gary: Right, when you get in from college, you go up to her and you say "Mum, I might like to munch carpets but at least I'm not on birth control!"
A guy walked past us and didn't hear the "you tell your mum" part so he gave us a really weird look and said he'd pretend he hadn't heard us. The whole thing was so funny.
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EW GROSS YOUR MUM IS ON THE PILL.
Wait.
What if they...did it...while I was there...
Ew.Posted March 28th 2011 at 04:27 PM by Bibliophile