You're driving me CRAZY!
Posted April 23rd 2010 at 10:42 PM by LlamaLlamaDuck
You are driving me INSANE this week. Seriously.
No. Not just this week.
The past year and a half.
But this week just made it worse. You are such an attention whore!
'Sex with my boyfriend? Ew! No!'
'Nat...I think I'm pregnant'
WTF.
Then you start telling me 'oh maybe it's just my body being weird after all the ODs. I take ** pills at a time and nothing happens'
YOU'RE SUCH A LIAR!!!!! Unless you're some kind of medical prodigy, no one can supposedly take that many painkillers and NOT at least throw up
THEN. As if that wasn't enough I get a text from you asking how to tell if your appendix is about to burst. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?! I'M NOT A DOCTOR!!
You then act completely normal the next day and don't even mention it. Again. WTF!?
You just leave us all, for days. We see you once per day in history and that's if you even TALK to us. You spend all your time with your other friends and ignore us, always make excuses not to see us outside of school and then just come back and expect us to worship you on high and support you because you are queen [insert name]
Newsflash princess: You're no better than any of us, no matter how much money your dad has!
We don't care that you have other friends, you're entitled to that, but not when you leave your old ones behind, treat them like complete trash.
The night I was suicidal, I tried to talk to you after you ASKED ME what was wrong. I started to tell you and you interrupted with some stupid thing about your boyfriend.
That's the thing. You NEVER listen.
If it's not about you, you interrupt, change topic and MAKE it about you!
And that competition we're entering? Where we write and act out a screenplay of the first chapter of that book? We thought about it, we said you'd be the PERFECT Zarita, but you know what? We also decided there was no way in Hell we were asking you because you're too lazy, bitchy and you would just take control because you couldn't deal with me being director.
And you want me to come up north with you for a week? Really?
Loch Lomond. For a week. Alone. With you.
Dear Goddess I'd push you in the freaking Loch after ten minutes.
Just. Make up your mind. If you want to be friends with us, then that's fine, but ACTING like it at least once in a while would be appreciated.
No. Not just this week.
The past year and a half.
But this week just made it worse. You are such an attention whore!
'Sex with my boyfriend? Ew! No!'
'Nat...I think I'm pregnant'
WTF.
Then you start telling me 'oh maybe it's just my body being weird after all the ODs. I take ** pills at a time and nothing happens'
YOU'RE SUCH A LIAR!!!!! Unless you're some kind of medical prodigy, no one can supposedly take that many painkillers and NOT at least throw up
THEN. As if that wasn't enough I get a text from you asking how to tell if your appendix is about to burst. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?! I'M NOT A DOCTOR!!
You then act completely normal the next day and don't even mention it. Again. WTF!?
You just leave us all, for days. We see you once per day in history and that's if you even TALK to us. You spend all your time with your other friends and ignore us, always make excuses not to see us outside of school and then just come back and expect us to worship you on high and support you because you are queen [insert name]
Newsflash princess: You're no better than any of us, no matter how much money your dad has!
We don't care that you have other friends, you're entitled to that, but not when you leave your old ones behind, treat them like complete trash.
The night I was suicidal, I tried to talk to you after you ASKED ME what was wrong. I started to tell you and you interrupted with some stupid thing about your boyfriend.
That's the thing. You NEVER listen.
If it's not about you, you interrupt, change topic and MAKE it about you!
And that competition we're entering? Where we write and act out a screenplay of the first chapter of that book? We thought about it, we said you'd be the PERFECT Zarita, but you know what? We also decided there was no way in Hell we were asking you because you're too lazy, bitchy and you would just take control because you couldn't deal with me being director.
And you want me to come up north with you for a week? Really?
Loch Lomond. For a week. Alone. With you.
Dear Goddess I'd push you in the freaking Loch after ten minutes.
Just. Make up your mind. If you want to be friends with us, then that's fine, but ACTING like it at least once in a while would be appreciated.
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